So I “killed” Fred today. He had to undergo a major surgery to be re-inflated. #diariesoffred
It’s game time baby! #unitedinorange #broncos #imnotgettinganythingdonetodayatwork #omaha
What the hell did I just find?
Simba- “dude move, I’m trying to watch tv” Me- “excuse me, you’re in MY chair” #cats
THERE IS NO PEANUT BUTTER IN THIS MINI REESES! I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!
It’s that time of year :)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what my father does for cheap thrills. He told me to help him with groceries and go grab the sack in the front seat. This was there when I opened the door. What started this was a few days ago I showed him a picture on tumblr where someone was pushing a skeleton sitting in the child’s seat of a shopping cart around a store and said that was something he would do. Well I guess he did that.
We will never sleep, cause sleep is for the weak. We will never rest, til we’re all fucking dead
No filter needed for this sunset. Glad I got to witness this beauty.