December 2011
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my cat smells like peppermint.
MOM DID YOU PUT LOTION ON AND THEN PET BATMAN?!!?
mygrubbyvalentine-deactivated20 asked: What do you do to keep yourself rolling in internet, and Hello Kitty memorabilia? It occurs to me that not every woman digs Hello Kitty... Anyway, what kind of work do you do? Forgive me if you've answered this already..
Yes Dad,
I love having a car that dies at a stop light or when I have to slam on the breaks.
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First 20 to reblog get promoted to 2000+
shakeeyouraas:
must be following http://shakeeyouraas.tumblr.com/
no likes must reblog
When some people talk to me, I can hardly wait for them to shut up. Like shut...
– Billie Joe Armstrong (via slappyh0urs)
Clear the trees, then you’ll see through to me.
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PolinaFuckin'Kashina: ;) →
polinakashina:
A LOGICAL SOLUTION. Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving…
intellectual-astrology: TAURUS; Yearly horoscope... →
intellectual-astrology:
With lucky Jupiter continuing to bless your stars, you can definitely expect to have the Midas touch in 2012, Taurus. Take advantage of your cosmic carte blanche during the first half of the year and get yourself firmly on the map. The first six months of the year are part of an ongoing personal…
toralinda:
Oh, you can search far and wide
You can drink the whole town dry
But you’ll never find a beer so brown
As the one we drink in our hometown.
You can drink your fancy ales
You can drink ‘em by the flaggon
But the only brew for the brave and true
COMES FROM THE GREEN DRAGON!
How do you pick up the threads of an old life?
How do you go on, when in your...
– JRR Tolkien- Lord Of The Rings (via paperbagchild)
Eyes up. Feet forward. Heart to God.: Self help... →
hearttogod:
Challenge yourself every day. Try climbing the stairs carrying two soccer balls while wearing your father’s shoes. Remember, failure IS an option.
De-clutter! Start by throwing all your dishes in the garbage. After that I suggest toothbrushes and important paper work.
Pee on the floor…
I'm Cool With This: American Idiot →
iownpopculture:
There probably hasn’t been an album in my life that affected me as deeply as American Idiot by Green Day. I suppose there were several reasons for this and I should note that the album came out when I was 14, an age when many young people are just discovering “music” as an art form that…
One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...
– Douglas Coupland (via squeasel)
Yes, I was infatuated with you: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a...
– Sylvia Plath (via benzedrine)
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Cranky and pissy most of the day until walmart....
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REBORN
What are these questions in my mind I’m searching for? I’m searching an escape; I’ve never been this far out. What are these questions in my mind I’m searching for? I’m searching an escape; I’ve never been this far out. Will I return, or will I fall? Will I fall? I am free!
I wished it snowed here...
mymindlessgreendayromance:
Instead we get 30 degree Celsius heat.
I’ll trade you :)
Love the snow but the cold clear nights in the winter are the worst. no cloud cover to keep some warmth in the valley. it literally gets too cold to snow.